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Age : 17 years old
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Orientation : Female and Males ( bisexual )
Statut : Seme/Taken
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Name : Terendum
Nicknames : Teren , Ter and PizzaMan -» this one , Soockie calls him like that
Gender : Male
Age : 35 years physically , 3556 years real
Specie : Echidna
Orientation : Males ( homosexual )
Statut : Seme/Uke/Taken/Married
Family : Yuk ( son ) , Zarex ( brother ) , Yukane and Enakuy ( cousins ) , Sercosis ( grand-father ) , Crystian , Elric , Sebastian , Monica , Veronica and Enian ( their uncle ) , Soockie ( husband )


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The Basics
1.) Your name: Terendum , more called Teren
2.) Nicknames: Teren , Ter , Terry =.= , Pizzaman and Greedy...I have a lot of nicknames .-.
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Well yah , but not Greedy tho
4.) Location: In your a- jk. Somewhere in Canada dude
5.) Age: 35 years old physically , since I died at that age , but I am 3556 years old real , cuz I am a Spirit
6.) Birthday: December 25th
7.) Zodiac sign: Capricorn
8.) Parents names: My dad's name is Terendark and my mother's's been a while since she is dead , so I can't really remember her name
9.) Siblings?: Yeah...his name is Zarex
10.) Pets: I DON'T own a pet , but my cousin , Yukane , does
11.) Number of rooms in your house: Oh boi. Lets see...I have a living room , a kitchen , two bathrooms and two bedrooms : one for my son Yuk , and one for me...Soock sleeps with me when he wants to
12.) Religion: None , I don't trust in god...I only trust to Spirits and ghosts
13.) If so-practicing?: Nope
14.) Male or Female?: Male
15.) Is your family close?: Pretty much

What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Pizza and any fast food
17.) TV shows: I don't watch TV often to tell , or even better than that , I don't watch TV , I go with Netflix
18.) Movies: I don't have one
19.) Actors: None
20.) Actresses: None , again
21.) Books: I don't read <-<
22.) Artists: None...
24.) Video Games: Anything :3
26.) Outfits: Mah black hoodie , or anything comfortable
27.) Stores: I don't have one specific favorite store , I just want to buy something comfortable and that I can wear
28.) Sports: I don't play sports
29.) Colors: Black and dark-blue
30.) Numbers: None
31.) Websites: None
32.) Cartoons characters: None
33.) TV Channels: None
34.) Made For TV Movies: None * sighs * WHEN WILL YOU FINISH?
35.) Comedians: NONE
36.) Comediennes: None
37.) Hair products: N-...what is that?
38.) Makeup Products: Bitch I am a male
39.) Kind of Pens: ...looks like I give a fuck about it?
40.) Kind of Shows: None
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: Chain , or wedding ring X3
42.) Kinds of Soap: ...what the actual fuck?
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: <-<
44.) Game Systems: Wii?
45.) CDs: Korn's album , I can't remember the name...
46.) Snacks: Pizza
47.) Past times: Cuddling Soock
48.) Things to do on the weekend: Staying with Soock
49.) Magazines: None
50.) Animals: Hedgehogs and cats
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: None
52.) Favorite sweatpants: Sweat- what?

53.) What is your everyday outfit?: My black hoodie , with my black tuque/hat , black pants with a white line on each sides of my leg , and my brown boots
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: I don't go to school
55.) Do you like it?: -
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: None
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: No. I dress with my own style
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Pretty much , yes
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Brown boots , or they are even black
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: It's indifferent for me
61.) Do you wear hats?: Yes , a black tuque
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: ...only my piercing next to my nose
63.) If so, what?: It's like a round grey piercing , like a small ball kinda
64.) Do you wear belts?: Only when I feel like to , but it's rare
65.) Do you wear skirts?: OMF YES- jk XDD No I don't bruh , I am a male
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: * blushes * Bitch no
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: Their clothes? Yes
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: Nope 0-0
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: Nah
70.) If so, what is it like?: -

71.) What are your grades like?: I never attempted school , so I won't respond those questions
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: -
73.) Are you failing anything?: -
74.) Do you take a language?: -
75.) If so which language?: -
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: -
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: -
79.) If so, with what?: -
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: -
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: -
82.) Do you take art?: -
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: -
84.) Do you like school?: -
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: -
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: -
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: -
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: -
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: -

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: The ceiling is white , the floor is hardwood and it's brown. The walls are an half light-blue , and the other part is dark-blue
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Clean
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: Nothing , my pillows are under them
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: They are only photos
95.) If so, of what?: Photos of my wedding with Soock :3
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: No
97.) A computer?: No
98.) A radio?: Yes , but I use it rarely
99.) An alarm clock?: Yes
100.) A stereo?: ...isn't it the same thing than a radio?
101.) What is under your bed?: Nothing. The bed base goes to the floor completly
102.) Do you have a big closet?: Mmh...lets say it's a normal-sized closet
103.) Do you write on your walls?: What the fuck? No!
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: No
105.) If so, what design?: -
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: No
107.) If so, of what?: -
108.) Do you decorate your door?: No
109.) With what?: -
110.) What color is your carpet?: I don't have a carpet in my bedroom
111.) What are your favorite bands?: Korn and Metallica
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: No
113.) How many exactly?: Zero
114.) Do you download music?: Yes
115.) What are your favorite songs?: God Is A Girl and I Don't Fuck With You
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: Sometimes
117.) Do you like loud music?: Yes
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: I don't drive first. But yes it is anyway...
119.) Do you like rap?: 50/50
120.) Do you like country?: No

121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: I don't listen to TV
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Yes
123.) Do you watch the news?: No
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: No
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: None
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Netflix , yes
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: If you know what's Netflix , it responds to your question
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: I didn't know that existed
130.) What is your take on commercials?: My take? You're high , right?
131.) How big is your TV?: I don't have any TV
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: I don't have a TV!
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: On Netflix? I am just dumb enough to not know if there are publicities on it
134.) Do you like dramas?: Yes and no
135.) Do you like comedies?: Yes
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: What are those?
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: No
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: I wish I watched hockey
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Yes
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80 s?: Yes

141.) Religion?: No
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: Hell no
142.) Pro-life?: I don't even...
143.) Pro-choice?: What is that??
144.) Are you a virgin?: Nope * grins *
145.) Do you believe in God?: Nah
146.) Jesus?: No
147.) Allah?: I've heard 'bout him , but no
148.) Buddha?: No
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: No
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?: True meaning?

151.) Who are your best friends?: Soockie is my best friend , and my lover aswell :3
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: I only have a few , but it's okay
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: I won't say Soockie because he'll say... * mocks his voice * GO FUCK YOURSELF SON OF A BITCH!
154.) Craziest?: Megh XD
155.) Weirdest?: Soock , when he's drunk
156.) Prettiest: ...Anouk?
157.) Fanciest?: Sabrina ( the bat )
158.) Sportiest?: Idek
159.) Girliest?: Siralg * chuckles *
160.) Mellowest?: What does that mean?
161.) Stupidest?: Xen
162.) Smartest?: Myself * thug life *
163.) Thugest?: Soockie XDD
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Yep
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: 'never attempted school
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: ....waaaaaaaaaaa-
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: Maybe * chuckles *
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Yes
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: No
170.) Are you part of a clique?: Clique?
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: No
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: No bitch. I got a life
173.) Where did you meet them?: I said I got a life =.=
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: LJ? What the fuck is that again?
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: Only in Soock's
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: Yes :3
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Not a lot
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: NO...well , not without mah fluff
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 5
180.) How is this survey so far?: BORING HHHHHH KILL ME

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Book bag I guess .-.
182.) Punk/Emo: Punk
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Jay-Z
185.) Justin/Clay: Justin who? Timberlake?...NOT BIEBER I HOPE FFFFFFFFFFF-
186.) Ruben/Clay: ...Clay? I know no one , I am forever alone :'3
187.) Cat/Dog: Cat
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD , both are old , but I don't give a fuck! :D
190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs
191.) Big screen/small screen: Big
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: At home
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Popcorn :3
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Real
196.) sister/brother: Brother
197.) Home/House: House
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Espanol
199.) Art/Computer: Art
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Laptop
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi!
202.) Orange/Apple: Apple
203.) Phone/Computer: Phone , cellphone
204.) Email/Letters: Email
205.) Big/Small: It depends on what~ * perverted Teren *
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza
207.) Baby/Toddler: ...I HATE BOTH , but I'll say toddler ono
208.) 16/21: 21
209.) CSI/24: CSI
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Superman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: ...WHAT ARE THOSE
212.) Letterman/Leno: ...wut
213.) SNL/MadTV: SNL
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: HHHHH no clue .-.
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Lord of the Rings
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Briefs...or anything that suits me , hurrr
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants
218.) Skirts/Skorts: I'll say skirts , since I have no frggin idea about what are skorts
219.) Fork/Spoon: Fork
220.) People/InTouch: People

Are you
221.) Gothic?: Nope
222.) a freak?: No
223.) a computer nerd?: No
224.) a science freak?: Nah
225.) a sports fan?: No...excepting hockey :v
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: Ewww , no
227.) a class clown?: No
228.) funny?: Yus...sometimes XD
229.) serious?: Yes
230.) intellectual?: Guess yes?
231.) an LOTR nerd?: A wut?
232.) a failure?: What the fuck , no! XD
233.) a success?: Fuck yes- jk. Kinda in the middle I guess
234.) a loser?: No
235.) popular?: No
236.) lazy?: Yes ^^;
237.) outgoing?: Yus
238.) shy?: Kinda
239.) friendly?: Kinda , again
240.) easily annoyed?: Yes
241.) tolerant of others views?: It...depends
242.) addicted to crack?: No , only to beer..and even with that , I can't say I am addicted to it
243.) addicted to any other drug?: NO
244.) a partier?: I guess it's someone who loves to do parties? So no
245.) naturally hyperactive?: Nah
246.) wild?: If you piss me off , yes
247.) sporty?: No
248.) smelly?: Smelly? What the actual fuck?
249.) an insomniac?: No
250.) a procrastinator?: Sometimes...but I lose against Soock .-.
251.) a criminal?: No
252.) a crackpot?: NO WHAT THE HECK
253.) a bookworm?: No
254.) hairy?: .....have something against my fur maybe? =.=
255.) good at playing basketball?: No
256.) in high school?: No
257.) in prison?: No
258.) from mars?: No XD
259.) straight?: No
260.) gay?: Yus :3

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: I am not a fan of...cereal?
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: No , why would I?
263.) Do you like nuns?: No
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: YES
265.) Do you use correct English?: No , I AM GERMAN
266.) Hablar Espanol?: No .-. Xen does tho
267.) Spien Deutsch?: Nope
268.) Speak English?: Yes
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: * blushes * Yes
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: I know it , but I have a shitty memory
271.) Do you like Russian names?: No
272.) Like Vlad?: No
273.) Homer?: No
274.) Are you a busy body?: ...whaddya mean? * grins *
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: XDD I'd love that , but no
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: .-.
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: No
278.) Who do you wish was president?: Fuck no
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: ...all government is shit , so...
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: No
281.) Are you insecure?: No
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: No
283.) Roman culture?: No
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: None
285.) What style architecture is your house?: ...modern?
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: Why the heck not
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: It's always cleaned
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: I never went to school , but I don't want to imaginate that
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: ...they don't have brain , why would they be dum-...oh yah..I JUST understood X33
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: Nope. Mysteries
291.) Does anybody really care?: ...funny you ask that XD
292.) Who sings that song?: ...wut song?
293.) Do you like Chicago?: ...neutral?
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: Uhm...yes?
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: I never had a test before
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: No
297.) Do you play with dolls?: No
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: Nah
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: .... * sighs and remains calm * Fuck you :3

301.) Do you have a job?: No
302.) What do you do?: Nothing
303.) Does your boss like you?: I have no job
304.) How much do you get paid?: I HAVE NO JOB
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: Nope
306.) Do you have a credit card?: Yus
307.) a checkbook?: No
308.) Are you a big spender?: Sometimes
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: Almost nothing , only for stuffs I need or stuffs that my fluff wants
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?:
312.) How about a France?: No
313.) Do you really care?: NO XD
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: I don't have a fucking job
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?:
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: No
317.) Why?: Because I am okay like that
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: A dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: What about « I don't have any wallet at all » ? XD
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: 100$
321.) What are you wearing?: My pajamas..that's why I want you to hurry before I get angry =.=
322.) What are you listening to?: Nothing
323.) Who are you talking to?: To you , dumbshit
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: I am not « filling » this survey , I am TALKING it
325.) How is your hair?: ...a litle messy
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: ...besides my feet cushions?
327.) Are you cold or warm?: Cold...I drank too much beer
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: Yes , my wedding ring
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: Yes , the usual black makeup-looking I have around my eyes
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Soock's rabbit , my pepsi can , a sandwich and a point of pizza
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: « What you deserve is love » ...what the fu-
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: ...Soock's food? Since I am not in MY house XDD
333.) What time is it?: 19:50 pm
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: YES
335.) Why aren t you doing it?: Cuz my fucking owner brought me here
336.) Is your room a mess now?: No
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: My mom? She is dead , bitch
338.) What are any people around you doing?: ... * looks at his fluff * He is drunk...with his 6th beer bottle
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: My fluff :3
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: Is drinking illegal?

341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: Just enough to please my fluff who matters to snore during his sleep anyway * chuckles *
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: Yes. It's part of my look
343.) If so, what?: Black mark/makeup around my eyes
344.) Are your looks important to you?: Yes and no
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: No , I've changed my old look before , I like the way I am now
346.) What would you change?: Nothing
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: With nothing. They are free...but I wear a tuque tho
348.) Do you dye your hair?: No
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: No
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: White-grey
351.) What is your eye color?: Dark-grey
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: No
353.) Do you look like your parents?: Yes
354.) Is that good or bad?: Good , obviously
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: Not my body  but my eyes can turn into a red-dark color
356.) Why?: Because I am a vampire. It happens only when I am hungry
357.) Do you have any piercings?: Yes. One next to my nose
358.) Any tattoos?: No
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: No
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: No

361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: nationality is Germany , and I am here , in Canada , so I think yes <-<
362.) Out of your state?: Yes
363.) Out of your city?: Yes
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: No
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: -
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: No!
367.) In a boat?: Nope
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: Not anymore
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: I don't travel...anymore
370.) Do you drive?: No

371.) Favorite car?: Mustang
372.) Color for that car?: Dark-blue or even black
373.) Do you have your liscense?: No
374.) Permit?: No
375.) Do you like fast cars?: Yes

376.) How long do you sleep each night on average?: 8-9 hours
377.) Is this enough?: Yes
378.) Do you dream every night?: No
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: I was eaten by zombies .-.
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: No
381.) Do you sleep in school?: I never went to school , how many times would I have to tell you?
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: -
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: Curled up in a ball
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: No
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: The one with music into it

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: Really not often...lets say never
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: No
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: No
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: No
395.) Do you go clubbing?: No
396.) Ever been drunk?: Yes
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: No
398.) For what?: -
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: No
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: Usually with Soock , it's okay
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: No
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: DDR? Never heard about that
404.) What about those racing games?: * shrugs *
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: None
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: I danced with my fluff at our wedding day <3
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: Well duh yes , NO I GO THERE IN PAJAMAS
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: No
409.) Who has the best parties?: No one. I never went to a party

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: Yes <3
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: I am ALREADY with someone
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: No
414.) Who?: -
415.) Do they know?: -
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: My ex-wife , Tlaze , mom of Yuk , and now I date Soockie
417.) Kissed in the past year?: Soock
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: No...and I have to admit that I am pretty curious about it
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: 1 , and it's obvious to who I said that
420.) Did you mean it?: OF COURSE I MEANT IT WTF
421.) If you didn t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: -
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: No
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: Usually restaurants , or even at our wedding place
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: The wedding , duh =.=
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: No. I DECIDED by myself to broke up with my ex-wife , because I loved ( and still love DUHHHH ) Soock

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Britney
428.) Frodo or Sam: I don't know them .-.
429.) B2K or Nsync: Nsync
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Cartman
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Triumph
433.) Conan or Jay: I don't know them
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: Boy George
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: Pamela Anderson
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: I dunno <-<
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: I still don't know them

438.) Who are your heroes?: No one...wait...maybe my dad
439.) Why do you look up to them?: Cuz he is my dad .-.
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: No
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: « Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. » In a good way tho ^^...oh and this love quote if from Neil Gaiman
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: Yes
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: Yes

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: Good...but I don't like them
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: Me? Nooooooo
446.) What kind?: Chocolate flavored :3
447.) Do you like chocolate?: YES
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: Lol wut XDD
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: Uh...what the fuck , no
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: Stay out
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: Nope
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: I did several times -3-
454.) How is this survey so far?: * ahem * ANNOYING!
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: ...what is the movie anyway?

What s Your Take On
456.) Life: You meant your « thoughts » and not « take » ...and what is my thoughts on life? Uhm...sometimes it sucks
457.) The world: It's big
458.) President Bush: I don't care of him
459.) Ahnhald the Governator!: ...wut?
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: Who?
461.) Howard Stern: Who is that?
462.) The war in Iraq: .....Iraq is pathetic =.=
463.) the economy: Economy is pathetic too
464.) jay-z retiring: Dun't give a fuck
465.) school: It's important
466.) going to college: It's important in a certain way too
467.) marriage: ...Soock~ <3
468.) football: Meh
469.) baseball: Still don't give a fuck
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: For pleasure? What the fuck man?

Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: No
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: No
473.) Fart a lot?: No
474.) Burp a lot?: No...sometimes when I ate too much .-.
475.) Do stupid things in public?: No
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: XD No
477.) Have random hallucinations?: Sometimes
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: No
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No
481.) Sing in the shower?: Nope
482.) Play any card game?: Rarely
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: No , only with my lover
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: I don't own a pet
485.) Have a snake?: No
486.) Have webbed feet?: No
487.) Wear colorful socks?: RAINBOW XDD Nah , seriously I just don't wear socks
488.) Have a life?: Do I have a life? XDD OF COURSE YES I DO
489.) Drink coffee?: Sometimes yes
490.) Drink tea?: Eww no >o<

491.) What are your screen names?: SexyBoi~ ( jk )
492.) Emails?: Nothing
493.) Do you have a website?: Nope
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: ...neither?
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: Yes
496.) What are your favorite websites?: Youtube
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: None
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: No
499.) If so, what?: -
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: Nothing
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: No
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: No
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: No one
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud?: No
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN or GTalk ?: No
506.) Whats your desktop background?: A wedding picture
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: What is AIM?
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: 5
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: No
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: No X3

511.) Whats the best present you've ever received?: My son
512.) Whats the worst present you've ever received?: My grandfather!!
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: I am selfish , right? :3
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn t get them one?: Yes XD
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: All of 'em
517.) Favorite day of the week: Evening
518.) Favorite fruit: Cherries
519.) Favorite vegetable: Brocolies :3
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Pancakes! I know it's not a lunch , but I don't care!
521.) Favorite candy bar: Does chocolate counts? owo
522.) Favorite nail polish: ...I am a guy
523.) Favorite chair: What the fuck?
524.) Favorite early morning show: Nothing
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: No one
526.) Favorite writing paper: Writing paper?
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: ...I don't read the newspaper X3
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): Only Zarex is my brother
529.) Favorite distant relative: He is not distant, but otherwise , I have no one , so I will say my father
530.) Favorite dessert: CHOCOLATE CAKE!
531.) Favorite weather: Sunny and hot~ * smexy echidna *
532.) Favorite season: Summer
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Nothing much 030
534.) Favorite lunch: Meat :3
535.) Favorite breakfast: Brown bread with butter :3
536.) Favorite author: None
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: I don't care actually
538.) Favorite band to see live: Metallica
539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten: It's not my favorite , but...THIS SURVEY!

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Adidas
541.) Alone/With friends: With friends
542.) Work/Have off: Both
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: Holy shit .-.
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Raspberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: What the fuck are those?
546.) Acid/Shrooms: Acid
547.) Who/The Who: Who
548.) Older/Newer: Older
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Both?
550.) Have sex/Make love: BOTH XDD

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: I cuss all the time , so... XD
552.) Skipped school?: Bitch please , look up
553.) Done drugs?: No
554.) Been drunk?: Ye-...I already answered that
555.) Been so drunk you couldn t remember your own name?: YES XDD
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: No
557.) Gone insane?: Once
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: Yes
559.) Been in a car accident?: No
560.) A bike accident?: No
561.) Broken a bone?: No
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: No
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: No
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: No
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: No
566.) More than 12 hours?: No
567.) How about 5 hours?: No
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: No
569.) Passed out from hunger?: Almost .-.
570.) Been to a LAN party?: Nope

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: No
572.) How about swim meets?: No
573.) Tennis matches?: Nope
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: Nah
575.) The ones with Richard?: No
576.) How about Match Game?: No
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: No
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: I had one once , and it made me nightmares instead .-.
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: No
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: No
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Nah
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: No
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: Kinda
584.) Do you like TiVo?: I dunno wut's that
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: WHAT IS THAT?
586.) VCR s or DVD players?: DVD
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?:
588.) A vegan?: Oh boi no
589.) Vegetarian?: Nope
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: Nothing

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: I have no clue :3
592.) Two years ago?: Still have no clue
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: I dunno...I am so cultivated ^^
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: I don't know
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: ....I know who it's , but with my shitty memory , I for-...JUSTIN TRUDEAU...isn't it?
596.) The Queen of England?: * shrugs *
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: Dunno
598.) Espanol?: I dunno
599.) Deutsch?: I have no clue
600.) Japanese?: I don't know
601.) Français?: I AM ON A LACK OF SYNONYMS
602.) Chinese?: AAAHHHHHH-
603.) Portuguese?: FUCK YOU!
604.) (If you don t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): HHHHHH no
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: Ontario...uh........
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: French and English?
609.) How to fly a kite?: With the wind
610.) How to surf?: With water biotch
611.) Skateboard?: With...WHEELS XDD
612.) How about rollerblade?: I HAVE NO CLUE! XD
613.) What year the Korean war started?: SOOCK HALP!

614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: You don't want to know
615.) Happy eyed?: ...what does that even means? If you mean something that makes my happy teared , then I'd say when my son was birth
616.) What song always makes you sad?: Always? I can't tell
617.) Happy?: If it's still a song , I don't know
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Soock X33 * hugs him *
619.) Really depressed?: My fucking grandfather , Sercosis
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: Yes
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: I WAS depressed , but not anymore...but my mood can change pretty quickly
622.) A naturally happy person?: Neutral , I wouldn't say happy
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: takes me no much time
624.) What do you do?: ...I punch the wall , or even Sercosis' face :3
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: I Don't Fuck With You

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Soock...well HE DIDN'T hug me , but I DID
627.) Talk to you?: Still my fluff
628.) IM you?: I...M?
629.) Touch you physically?: * blushes *
630.) Touch you emotionally?: My father , Terendark
631.) Hurt you?: Sercosis
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: ...hurrr~ * pervy look *
633.) Scold you?: Serco-shit
634.) Praise you?: My father?
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: ......... * can't remember *

636.) Are you secure with yourself?: Yes
637.) What do other people think of you?: They might think I am harsh and emotionless , but I don't give a damn about them , and anyway , yes I am harsh sometimes , but I AM NOT's even ALL the opposite .-.
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: Mmh...calm and reserved
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: ...I am easily offended
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: Kinda
641.) A weak person?: Nope
642.) Are you stressed out?: No
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: ... * evil grin * does THAT answer to your question?
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: FUCK YES
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: -

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: Vergiss es einfach... ( means Just forget it... in german )
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: No
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: No
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: ...uh?
675.) Isn't pig latin the best?: ...I...don't know?
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: No
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: Nope
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: No
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: -
680.) Are you in an asylum?: NO!
681.) College?: Nope
682.) What is your favorite scent?: Chocolate or beer
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: Yes X3
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: In Canada , AH!
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: What is love~ Baby don't hurt me , don't hurt me , no more~
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: There are so much of them...
687.) Do like Spongebob?: No
688.) Do you think he s gay?: ..who cares?
689.) How about Squidward?: Nope
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: -
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: -
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: -
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby": Bist du betrunken? ( means Are you drunk? in german )
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: * looks at you like saying : WHY ARE YOU WEIRD *
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: EWW!
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: Nope
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?:
698.) Where is your second home?: In Germany
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: Meh
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?: Only mine ^^;
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: ... * opens his mouth and shows vampire fangs *
702.) Can you do the limbo?: Nope
703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?: No

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Xen
705.) Has the coolest name?: Death
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: Night
707.) Has the nicest hair?: Night
708.) Has the fittest body?: Psychick
709.) Do you hang out with most?: My fluff and I see each other everyday , so... ^^;
710.) Has the coolest parents?: ....I don't know them enough to tell <-<
711.) Lives closest to you?: Soock
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: SERCOSHIT!
713.) Can you relate to most?: Rocky?
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: Xen , I dunno
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: Soockie X33 especially when he's drunk

Word Association!
716.) blow: Wind
717.) lollipop: Candy
718.) obnoxious: ...verb? XD
719.) cold: Winter
720.) hot: Summer
721.) smell: Flavor! I know it makes no senses XD
722.) car: Mustang
723.) rain: Autumn/Fall
724.) wet: Myself when I went to far from running in the forest .-.
725.) steamy: Windows
726.) bite: Vampire
727.) beer: DRUNK!
728.) rock: Metallica
729.) hard: Feelings
730.) soft: Soockie! Jk. CAT!

OK Heres the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: Oh~ Now it begins to be interesting~ ...but no I never made that
732.) What s your favorite place to be kissed?: * blushes like shit * O-on the n-neck...
733.) Are you a tease?: Yes * grins *
734.) Spit or swallow: This is a secret darling~

More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: No , they are too short * chuckles *
736.) Hate yourself?: Nah
737.) Want to kill yourself?: NO!
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: ...I did once .-.
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: ...kinda
740.) Touch your face a lot?: No
741.) Watch MTV?: Nah
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: MY FLUFF IS GAY! ^///^ ,and well I have several gay friends anyway...don't judge 'em or I'll fucking kill you * holds out a knife *
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people's differences?: Of depends WHICH differences
744.) Wish you could fly?: I am already flying since I am a Spirit
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: I am invisible when in my Spirit form
746.) Read minds?: I do
747.) Watch wrestling?: No
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: ...I think I know why you bitch ask that...
749.) Work out?: No , too lazy
750.) Play any sports?: Nope

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No
752.) A speeding ticket?: No , I don't drive
753.) Been in a fist fight?: Yes
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: No
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: Yes
756.) Held a gun?: Yus
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: .......................................................................................................................................................0-0
758.) Been used?: N-...kinda
759.) Been rejected?: No
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: I AM homosexual
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: No...hopefully
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: No
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Nah
764.) Tackled the mailman?: Nope
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Yes * chuckles *
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: No
767.) Done crack?: No
768.) Done cocaine?: No...why I keep remembering about the fact I've already answered those questions?
769.) Passed out during school?: -
770.) Had unprotected sex?: Yes ( and proud of it XD )

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: sorry I don't
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Portuguese?
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: No
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: Nah
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Yes :3
776.) Are baseball games fun?: Nope
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: It's only supersitions
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: No
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: Once yes
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: No
781.) Do you like U2?: ...neutral
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: Nope
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: No
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: No
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: OF COURSE I DO!
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: No , I am a male
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: Those which go around your head , not those which go inside your ears
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: Nope
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: Almost never
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: I have no CD into my CD player right now
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Everyday...
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: No
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: Nah
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: No
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: No
796.) Do you pray daily?: No
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: Nothing , I am a vmpire .-.
798.) Are you paranoid?: No
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: No
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: HELL NO!

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: No
802.) Power Ranger: No
803.) Rugrat: ...what is that?
804.) Powerpuff Girl: No
805.) Villain: ...sometimes yes

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: Yes
807.) A CPR certification card?: No
808.) A Member s Only jacket?: No
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: Oh , you meant a dictionnary?
810.) A porno?: NO!!
811.) A gun?: Yes
812.) A pair of toe socks?: No
813.) A portable DVD player?: Nope
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: Nah
815.) A car?: No
816.) A trucker hat?: No
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: No
818.) A wife beater?: Man , you are gross
819.) A butcher knife?: No
820.) A pocket knife?: Yes
821.) A Rolex?: Nah
822.) A bike?: No
823.) A thong?: No
824.) A bikini?: No , I am a male XDD
825.) A speedo (guys)?: Nope
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: No
827.) A drum set?: No
828.) An electric guitar?: HAD , yes
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: Nah
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: No

More Random Questions
831.) Do you have fleas?: No
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way:
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: No
834.) How big is your backyard?: ... * looks at it * big enough..?
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: Well , I am an animal , so I don't mind that
836.) Hairy chests?: I don't mind that too since I am an animal
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Soockie is 20 years older than me , of course I am attracted to him X3
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: No
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: I have no idea
841.) Are you on any medication?: No
842.) Do you have asthma?: No
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: Nah
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: Nope
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: What disorder?
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: 5 months from now , only because I want my hair to stay short
847.) What is your hair length?: points are on my shoulders
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: ...I don't drive , so no I don't
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: ...I think yes?
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: .-.
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: No
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: Nope
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: What's that?
854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?: Again , what's that?
855.) When did WW2 start?: I am not interested in wrestling
856.) When did it end?: I dunno
857.) What is your nationality?: German
858.) Where did your family come from?: From Germany
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: No
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Yes , Soockie XD
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Yeah
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: Not always , but sometimes
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: ...60%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people s reactions?: Nope
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: Uh?
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: What the f-
867.) Aren t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: NO!
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?:'s me , or I am the only one to NOT understand the question?
869.) Do you collect anything?: No
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: No
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: No , I don't have neighboors anyway
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: The fuck dude..?
873.) Favorite finger?: .-.
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: I have all of 'em
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: No
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they re so sad and stupid?: LOL XDDD and no X3
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: Yes
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: BECAUSE I AM GAY AND IN LOVE WITH MY FUCKING SUSHI YOU SON OF A BITCH!! * throws a dictionnary in your face *
879.) Do you grind a lot?: * still mad at you * Yes
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: ...sure
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: WHAT?
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: No
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: No
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: ASK ME THAT AGIN AND I FUCKING SHOOT YOU!
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: ...FUCK YOU!!!!
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: NO!
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really dont?: No =.=
889.) Can you take a crap in other people s houses without feeling awkward?: What. The. Fuck.
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: Jesus' fuck * sighs of disapointment *
891.) What did you do?: -
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?: No
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: Me? Cussing? Noooooo * chuckles *
894.) Do you think it s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don t?: If they usually didn't at first , yes
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: As by now , I will ONLY answer to LOGIC and INTELLIGENT questions
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: - ( AH told ya )
897.) What does PMS stand for?: When women are angry cuz of their...uhm...women things .-.
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: -
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: No ^^;
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: ...without saying it with my mouth? Cuz if it's so , no
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: -
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: -
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: I don't own a AIM account...if it's on the internet .-.
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: I once listend to it , but...yeah
905.) How about Good Fellas?: No
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: Nope
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: Mmh...dunno
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: Related to the previous question? Nah
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: -
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: ....WITH MY NAME CUZ I AM THUG!
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: Dead , everyone knows that
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: Not really
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: ...uh? * confuses *
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Nah
915.) Do you use a calculator?:
916.) What kind is it?; -
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Yes!
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: No
919.) Don't they suck?: I suppose??
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: No
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: No
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Nope
923.) Are you a racist?: Nope
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: .....^//^; I tend to eat a lot
925.) Do you diet?: No , but Soockie does
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: Nah

927.) How often do you shower?: Everyday
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Duh , yes
929.) How often do you wash your face?: Never
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: It depends the quantity
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: No , alcohol...AND IT HURTS LIKE SHIT
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: Yes
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: No
934.) Do you cough a lot?: No
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: -
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: I don't need that , I am an animal

937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: No. I have some sequels about my last depression tho...I am over reactive .-.
938.) Do you have OCD?: No
939.) Do you have ADHD?: No
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: No
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: I SUFFERED from depression
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: Well...I am sick pretty easily...
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: No
944.) The monkey pox?: Wut?
945.) The mumps?: No
946.) The measles?: Nah
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: .-. no

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: No
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: No
950.) In the newspaper?: No
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: No
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: Nah
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: ...who?
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Nah
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?:I don't even know who he is
956.) Throw me some Polish names: .-. I HAVE NO CLUE
957.) What size shoe do you have?: ...uhm * looks at them * 9-10?
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 3
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: ...regular size
960.) How much do you weigh?: 150 lbs
961.) How tall are you?: 6'0''
962.) Do you have cankles?: Eww no
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: No
964.) Fat thighs?: No
965.) Do you shave your toes?: No
966.) Do you shave your legs?: No
967.) How often?: -
968.) How about those armpits?: No
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: No
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8 legs
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: No
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: .....breath in and out....FUCKING breath in and out...
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: No
975.) Do you snore?: No , my older cousin does tho
976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: -
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: -
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: What type of body experience do you mean?~
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: I know Tim Horton , but not Tim Burton
981.) How about Tim Curry?: I don't
982.) Are you ticklish?: * blushes * NO
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: No...I wish I had tho .-.
984.) A lesbian aunt?: No
985.) Do you like salad?: Yes and no
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: No
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: No
988.) Are you artsy?: No
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: Nah
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: No
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: I don't like pie
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: OMG YES <3
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Half full
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?: I don't care
995.) Do you like cheese?: Yes ^^
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: Nuuuu
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Yes
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: OH BOI YES
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: YES
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: YES , MY OWNER BROUGHT ME HERE!!
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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De4thK1tty Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Digital Artist
Haii wanna start the paint tool sai collab? I'm on the good computer right now c:
SimplyTrues Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure , but it will be at somewhat 9:25 am
De4thK1tty Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Digital Artist
Okie here's the link come when you're ready!
Astralseed Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the watch :heart: 
SimplyTrues Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem sweetheart :3

Your art is amazing
De4thK1tty Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Digital Artist
I gave up after 150 questions ;-;
SimplyTrues Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god XDD
De4thK1tty Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Yup that's real me ^^' x)
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